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Sunday, June 20, 2010

Through my personal wormhole.

I was watching the show titled "Through the wormhole" with Morgan "im not black" Freeman. The episode's title is "Is there a creator". Now i automatically scoffed and thought to myself that, i with all my apparent insanity, could do a better job then the current push-over. However, a serious thought did cross the eternal vastness of my delicious mind. If God was proven to exist in a way that could not be disputed i.e. visual, recorded proof and things of the like, what would people do? What would all the nay-sayers, blasphemers and sinners do? What specifically would i do? I mean, FUCK, I've pissed on a church, spit in the holy water and had hot steamy meow in and against the church. Basically I've broke 9 out of the ten commandments and never got atonement for them.

So i started thinking to myself, "Would I fall to my knees and beg forgiveness?". FUCK NO! That would go against my honor, my morals and the code Ive set for myself. Which is you suffer the consequences of your actions, whether they are viewed as trivial or horrid. I would fight god as I've fought him before, not in a physical aspect, but more in an intellectual aspect. Debating his existence however futile it is for both parties is just, so fun. The way both parties get all steamed up and excited just so they can say their part. Its like sex, but without the actual sex.

I'd like to think that, in such an event, i would journey to meet this being and confront him. Whether or not he would decide to meet a mortal whose ego and pseudo vanity surpasses that of the being is the question. Normally one would ask what you, the reader would do, but personally... i don't frankly care.

Rasgele Olaylar*

*Random Happenings

Got bored yesterday around 3 pm so i decided to head to mine sanctuary. That which is so named BARNES AND NOBLES!!!! (Dramatic music). I biked uphill for about 20 minutes which was immensely fun! Got there about forty-five minutes later, the building itself is rather small compared to others Ive been to however it had a Starbucks so yippy kai yay motherfuckers! The moment i walked in, i immediately noticed a woman sitting all by her lonesome at a desk surrounded by books and chocolate. The woman was very attractive to my pants, anyways i decided to introduce myself and wouldn't you know it, it turned out to be none other then Ashlyn Chase*, Wowza! We had an interesting talk about writing, nothing spectacular, but enjoyable.

She seemed a very amiable individual, i recommend searching for her writings on Amazon. Heads up for everyone, i love books and chocolate. Hell, a book made out of chocolate would be awesome. *Hint Hint pastry Chefs*

*All information on Ashlyn "WOWZA" Chase can be found here;

http://www.ashlynchase.com

(And no, i absolutely REFUSE to hyperlink the damn address. Copy and past it your damn selves).