Existence of God *Kind of*

I figure i might as well headbutt this one in the ovaries as quickly as possible so i can go on to more sensual topics.

God: God is the English name given to a singular omnipotent being in theistic and deistic religions (and other belief systems) who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a principal deity in polytheism.

So lets talk about God in this meaning or we can skip to the meaning that relates more with my idea of God.

God:(noun) An imaginary friend for grown ups; commonly touted as being a supreme being responsible for the creation and continued maintenance of the universe. The identity and characteristics ascribed to God vary according to established doctrine and religious alignment. Most religious groups, however, agree that God hates gay people and frowns on the consumption of products containing pork. In a bizarre twist of fate God demands the faith of followers without the burden of evidence - however, this demand could not have been put forward without direct evidence that God exists (i.e. God must exist in order to issue commands to his followers). *Courtesy of UrbanDictionary.com

I personally have always had the theory that god was the product of a few million people screaming a random word at the climax of a good hot dicking. I could create a few serious paragraphs that might lead to some boring debate on how a banana fits so perfectly in our hand that God MUST exist! However i would not want all of you to become nothing but husks of thine-selves. My good buddy Napalm has some hilarious notions of God and Satan. Of course he paid a few hundred dollars so he could call himself a "true" satanist. No seriously, he received a card and everything! I believe Christianity should have a bi-monthly payment plan for atonement. A television ad pops up on the telly and some Irish fellow in a drunken stupor demands you send the PO box on the bottom of the screen $19.99 or spend eternity in hell.

Since I'm a fucking cheapskate and won't spend 2 dollars on new socks i guess Satan had better get the D&D party hooked up. I've always wondered what Lucifer would look like if i met him. I wonder if its my own twisted image of the little rascal or one of the versions the bible has depicted down the line. I guess we as humanity have a vague understanding of Satan's gruesome visage, but wheres our image of God eh? Whenever i see the image painted on the Sistine chapel's ceiling i am reminded of Santa doing some naughty things. That is not God i am telling you. That is a candid capture of Santa during the summer. Cue the ignorant mumblings about homos and something about awesome hair.

This concludes my second entry, i felt i should address some real issues plaguing the mind of me. It's feels as if a weight has been lifted, of course that could also be the horrible runs i have been afflicted with the last few days.

*Note: This entry may be wacky in its possible inconsistency however that should be blamed on the lack of sleep due to crappy zombie flicks and a gallon of RC Cola.