Milla Jovovich admitted something about Resident Evil: Afterlife that blows my mind. Since the Resident Evil franchise began, Jovovich's character of Alice has slowly gained more and more superpowers from the virus bonding itself within her, culminating with her burning zombie birds out of the sky with her mind in Resident Evil: Extinction. Well, in Afterlife, Alice loses her powers. that's right, LOSES her powers. *by Fulci Hug a zombie. And now read this:
*POOF* I think one of the interesting things about this movie — actually, this is one of the arguments I had with Paul at the beginning of the script writing process that he convinced me that this is the way it should be which is really funny. I'm glad you reminded me of that. But she loses her powers in this movie. She loses her powers in this one and it's actually a really great thing and sometimes it makes her human again which she's wanted. I think it gives her a lightness too and like, a sense of relief to just be a bad-ass again and not have to be a superhero. I think that shows throughout the rest of the movie is that kind of, in a strange way, a joy of just being herself again which is great-Milla Jovovich.
What. The. Fuck.
Alice losing her powers is a great thing? WHAT?! I'm sorry i must have bullshit in my ears. I didn't hear you right. If i ever meet Milla before this atrocity airs this is what i would say after i screamed like a lil' blond bitch meeting Brad Pitt. "Milla, you have no mind. Your husband is the director of your movie and since you're plugging his ass with the chain-gun from RE:2, i guess you're fucked."
We want high-flying, ass-kicking, sky burning motherfucking action damn it! Nobody gives a shit about her damn "lightness", what the fuck does that even mean? Is she painting neon glow on her body and giving blow-jobs to the undead? The character development is not an important factor in a zombie flick based off a game series. The RE series already built the basis and development of most of the main characters in the previous game titles.
"Funny"? That obviously is not funny, i mean my god, she is in fact a complete dolt with her brains in that great ass of hers. Which i wouldnt mind picking. Another thing i cant get over is the way she tries to explain the loss of her character's powers. As if female actors could actually rationalize anything anyway.
Now the movie itself does look good, combo of matrix style combat and some nice CGI thrown in make for an interesting time. I did happen to get a rager at a few scenes in the trailer Resident Evil:Afterlife trailer which meant i might end up throwing up in my boxers to some zombie mayhem. All in all, i recommend this movie to all zombie-lovers and hot chick in boner inducing clothing.... lovers. Ahem.
So lets go over what we covered today kids:
1: Females in movies should stuff a cock in their mouths and try too enjoy it.
2: Milla may be hot but she should practice the aforementioned act.
3: Now matter how much you fuck up in an RE movie, zombies still kick your ass.
Gobble Gobble Motherfuckers.
Hey, helpful hint: you can make hyperlink sites using the editor when your writing your post. Looks like a chain link.
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Thanks much.
ReplyDeletekind of makes me actually want to watch the movies, well up to the last one that is.
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